Office Worker Ruins Casual Friday for Everyone

Office Worker Ruins Casual Friday for Everyone

TORONTO, ON  – “On Friday Travis turned up for work wearing a filthy Hawaiian shirt, wrinkled khakis, and a disgusting...

BBQ Guest Gives Host Unsolicited Grilling Advice

BBQ Guest Gives Host Unsolicited Grilling Advice

RIVERSIDE SOUTH, OTTAWA – “I much prefer charcoal grilling over gas,” said Guy Morris upon arriving at an after-work barbecue hosted by...

Avid Hockey Fan Becomes Basketball Expert by the Second Quarter of Raptors Playoff Game

Avid Hockey Fan Becomes Basketball Expert by the Second Quarter of Raptors Playoff Game

TUNNEY'S PASTURE, OTTAWA - “Who cares about hockey when there’s no Canadian teams in the playoffs!” boasted Stats Canada employee Kevin Talbot during the half-time of the Raptors and Heat game 7 conference semi-final. “Basketball is such a great sport. I remember watching the highlights of their last game 7 in 2001 when Vince Carter missed the last shot against Philly.”

American Customs Officer Puts the Squeeze on Vegemite

American Customs Officer Puts the Squeeze on Vegemite

VANCOUVER – Jack Beardmore found himself in a strangely Australian situation last month. The 28 year-old Aussie had picked up three...

Getting a Job with an MA in English Literature in Today’s Current Economic Climate

Getting a Job with an MA in English Literature in Today’s Current Economic Climate

What are you going to do with that? That was the normal response when I told someone I was doing...

Elderly Street Gang Reclaims Park Bench from Truant Teens

Elderly Street Gang Reclaims Park Bench from Truant Teens

MOONEY’S BAY, OTTAWA – “That park bench is our turf.  Capice?” said John Carlo, leader of a recently-formed gang of senior...