Life Hack: Chapter 3, Interview Invitation

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You’ll never believe what happened! I heard back from Intentionally Ambiguous Consultations Inc. and they want me to come in for an interview. I had just finished cleaning the bathroom and sat down at my computer and was about to eat my first cheese burger of the day when a late 90s Tom Hanks romantic comedy style notification popped up on my computer.

Re: Completely Useless Job Description application

Dear Newbie,

We were so happy to read your thorough cover letter. Your ability to use personal unique experiences to show your varied abilities  really impressed us. We understand that the current economic climate isn’t particularly thriving and your knack to make lemonade out of lemons is inspiring. What really stood out for us is your ability to communicate clearly with people from different time zones. Also, your willingness to improve your writing skills showed humility and resourcefulness. Your commitment to fitness shows drive and dedication. However, your best asset is your ability to click, over 780 clicks in one sitting is a very high number and we hope to be able to harness your clicking ability here at Intentionally Ambiguous Consultation Inc.; we really believe you have what it takes!

Please join us for an interview tomorrow at 10:00AM 2045 Suite 4 Business Park B, Bedroom Community, Ontario. We are located about a mile south of Business Park A in a new development.

We look forward to meeting you in person,

Sincerely,

Human Resources

Intentionally Ambiguous Consultations Inc.

Now, I need to figure out what to wear… Till tomorrow!

 

 

 

John Ramsgate

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