25-year-old temp finishes three month contract without ever knowing what his job was

OTTAWA – “It didn’t hit me until the beginning of my last week, I was updating my resume and realized I...

Area Man Misses His Old News Feed

Area Man Misses His Old News Feed

“I never thought I’d say this, but I miss the days when my Facebook news feed was filled with baby...

10-Year-Old Grows Out of Halloween Before Her Parents

10-Year-Old Grows Out of Halloween Before Her Parents

BARRHAVEN – “On real holidays you get the day off school. Halloween is stupid and I hate it,” said 10-year-old...

Stats Canada employee finally starts to complain about OLRT construction

Stats Canada employee finally starts to complain about OLRT construction

OTTAWA – “I understand that we are currently undergoing a massive transition in Ottawa and that infrastructure upgrades require sacrifices...

uOttawa freshman burns through OSAP in first week of school

uOttawa freshman burns through OSAP in first week of school

SANDY HILL – “They put $7,842 in my account last Thursday and I had no idea what to do with...

Hintonburg Hipster Practices Pitching Tent in Living Room to Prepare for First Authentic Camping Trip

Hintonburg Hipster Practices Pitching Tent in Living Room to Prepare for First Authentic Camping Trip

HINTONBURG – “I was tired of being a walking contradiction, it was time to take responsibility for my beard,” confessed...

Avid Hockey Fan Becomes Basketball Expert by the Second Quarter of Raptors Playoff Game

Avid Hockey Fan Becomes Basketball Expert by the Second Quarter of Raptors Playoff Game

TUNNEY'S PASTURE, OTTAWA - “Who cares about hockey when there’s no Canadian teams in the playoffs!” boasted Stats Canada employee Kevin Talbot during the half-time of the Raptors and Heat game 7 conference semi-final. “Basketball is such a great sport. I remember watching the highlights of their last game 7 in 2001 when Vince Carter missed the last shot against Philly.”

American Customs Officer Puts the Squeeze on Vegemite

American Customs Officer Puts the Squeeze on Vegemite

VANCOUVER – Jack Beardmore found himself in a strangely Australian situation last month. The 28 year-old Aussie had picked up three...